I can’t wait to see what this kid grows up to be. This kid is going places, maybe not his grandfathers house… But places. He’s going to go far in life… or end up in jail. Either way he’s one of “us” for sure.
While his parents were sleeping, this 10-year-old put his 18-month-old sister in and sole his parents car, hoping to make it to his grandparent’s house—some 38 miles away from the boy’s home. Then he crashed it, and told responding police officers he was a dwarf who’d forgotten his driver’s license.
He had made it about six miles before driving off the road into a ditch.
The boy told the police that he was a dwarf and that he had forgotten his driver’s license at home, said Baard Christiansen, a spokesman for the Vest Oppland police district, according to the Independent. The children were not injured in the crash, and there was no damage to the car.
“The parents woke up and discovered that the children were missing and that someone had taken off with their car. They were pretty upset, as you can imagine,” he added. “We have talked to them, and I’m pretty sure they’re going to pay very close attention both to their children and to their car keys in the future.”
Well done, my boy. You’re going far in life![Source](http://gawker.com/10-year-old-steals-parents-car-crashes-it-tells-cops-1522436408)